No, Not Jesus!

A priest was giving a sermon on Jesus' Seven Last Words. He noticed that a well-endowed woman seated on the front pew opposite the pulpit kept on fidgeting in her seat and fingering the crucifix of her silver necklace. He was distracted several times and had to stop for a few seconds. The woman also noticed this so she felt embarrassed. After the mass, she apologized to the priest and asked him, "I noticed that you kept staring at me during your homily. Do you also like my little Jesus?" The priest curtly replied, "Actually, I like the two big thieves!"

contributed by Sch. Weng Bava, SJ
heard from a Jesuit retreat giver